Porn for Women

October 19, 2009 § 1 Comment

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This has got to be the most genius idea ever – Porn for Women. They make all different versions, calendars and postcards too. And they make the perfect gift! This is how Chronicle Books describes it: “Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really want—beautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, listening, asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions: “I love a clean house!” or “As long as I have two legs to walk on, you’ll never take out the trash.” Now this is porn that will leave women begging for more!” I’ll say.

AND they make books for newlyweds, new moms and more mature ladies.

Picture 16‘Of course I’m wearing a ring. I want everyone to know I’m taken!’

Picture 20“I just love your daily sweatpants wardrobe.”

Picture 19‘Just how long do you plan on defying the laws of gravity?’

More porn (click for bigger)

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Some other fav lines:

“Let’s take you shoe shopping.”

“Let’s watch The Notebook again.”

“Eat another piece. I don’t want you to be too thin.”

I also have a few contributions for the next volume:

“Never mind the game. I’d rather spend time with you.”

“You’re right. I should get rid of all these ratty holey T-shirts.”

“You’re right.”

Do you guys have any other contributions you’d like to make? I know you do!

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