Dear Blank, Please Blank

October 1, 2010 § Leave a comment

Have you guys seen this website Dear Blank, Please Blank? I discovered it late last night (circa 2:00am) while perusing my Facebook newsfeed…I really need to go to bed earlier. Anywho, it’s basically this site where people write open-ended letter to whomever or whatever they want to. Sounds simple, and it is, but it’s such a great idea. Sometime the simplest things provide the best humor. And it provided some nice comical banter this morning at work. Some of my favorite entries…

Dear Blanket,

Please stop trying to anaconda me in the middle of the night… we can work this out.

Sincerely, caught in blanket death grip.


Dear sweet, caring, funny, straight guys,

Well played, well played.

Sincerely, Waldo.


Dear Pocahontas,

No. I tried, and I definitely cannot paint with wind.

Sincerely, John Smith.


Dear Michael Jackson,

I’m fine, thanks for asking.

Sincerely, Annie.


 Dear Customer,

Welcome, would you like a flashlight?

Sincerely, Hollister.

 Heehee, you guys should definitely go check it out!


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