7 Things I learned in Maui – #1
November 29, 2010 § 1 Comment
1. Applying sunscreen is a 2 person job.
So I thought I’d start with the obvious. The only place I got burnt during our entire Hawaiian vacation was on my back. That was on the day I didn’t have Randy to help me. Both of us went through an entire large bottle of 30 sunscreen in a week. We’re both super fair-skinned and convinced our babies will be born close to transparent they’ll be so pale. Sorry future babies.
Anyway, so how the heck do people apply lotion to their backs alone without getting those pretty manhandled streaks? I did a lil research and found out some options.
2. Pop your shoulder out of joint and shmear at will.
4. Do like I did and squirt some on the back of your hand and blindly shmear it as best you can onto your upper back.
5. Or my favorite option, stay at the Ritz Carlton South Beach and get rubbed down by your own personal tanning butler. Now that’s some service.
Grr, why didn’t they have one of these in Maui?!